I hate to spoil the show, like the older sibling privy of knowing and then sharing Santa Claus's fictitious nature, but I will: Al Qaeda is not real. I feel like punching people in their propoganda (I love me some alliteration) filled bellies for endorsing this Syria shit. Are you serious? It's time for some to take a time out and take a nap. Or better yet, WAKE UP.

P.S. Two acronyms/phrases I've never said: YOLO and turn up. Snobbishness? Maybe.