Saturday, January 2, 2010
"Thank God I'm Rich"
A bill collector just called me. It was for a MetroPCS pager, obviously from a LOOONG time ago.. A pager? I clearly paid the $83 dollar balance long ago but they have no record of it (nor is it on my credit report) and still bug me about it. I usually recognize the number from which they call and dismiss it but they called from a different and today and got me! Damn! So.. The man was in near hysterics over the ordeal, yelling, threatening, interrupting, the whole nine. Me..? Antagonistically calm. I once saw a bill collector on Wife Swap who bugged people all day while sitting in sweatpants and filth in at their home in Nomansland, Idaho, or somewhere like that. They fed their kids nothing but processed fast food and allowed them to wear clothes that revealed what happens when you eat too many Taco Bell tostadas. NO QUIERO Taco Bell. What an upsetting existence. Anyway, they are crazy to assume that they'd upset me. No can do mister bill collector. Dr. Dwayne Dyer said whenever you receive a bill to say "Thank God I'm rich." So I did. :)